Judas Iscariot: Boo, just because you got a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you...
Jesus Christ: Time out. Hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let's get it together before you wanna read. I don't have a sugar daddy, sweetheart. Everything that I have, I've worked for. And I worked for to get. And I built myself. So I need you to know that. One hundred percent. I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one, because I am what? Sickening. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby, everything that I have, I've worked for, and I've gotten myself. I've built myself from the manger up. Bitch!

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via attackonbutts)